May3
I’m so done with Twinkle… But let me start by sayin’ a confession… I’ve never been much for Twitter. The only reason I use Twitted is for theneocell.com. I mean when I wanna’ stay in contact with friends, I don’t Twitter or text or Facebook them, screw that… I call them up or email them. And that’s they all feel, so it works out.
But I did have a need for Twitter for thesite, so I used Twinkle. Twinkle’s the free app from Tapulous, the makers of TapTap Revenge 2. So hey, I went with them. And the fact that they offer photo uploading and location features was great. And you don’t have to have a Twitter account to chat in Twinkle. Cool, right?
What I didn’t realize was how many people weren’t using Twitter for Twinkle. The answer? Almost nobody. ****, Twinkle is like a ******’ AOL teen chat room. 95% of people on there are like 12 to 14 year olds. And not the cool, normal kinds… the retarded kinds. See, this ain’t news to people, that’s why mostly everyone stays away from Twinkle… I just never got that memo and was livin’ through that bull ****.
And here’s the funniest part; Twinkle doesn’t really bring in Twitter feeds, or export them. If your not following anyone on Twitter already, forget about it… on Twinkle, your just gonna’ be hearin’ gay **** from Twinkle users. And Twitter posts goin’ out? ****, I started getting followers the two days I’ve been usin’ Twittie, versus nothing at all from bein’ on Twinkle for over a month.
What makes Twinkle horrible is it’s users. God I just wanna’ smack them and their parents. “This is for postin’ this crap on Twinkle.” *smack* “And this is for not usin’ protection.” *smack*
I ain’t jokin’ on how bad it is. You can tell from the screen shots. People… the same people… postin’ “im bored talk 2 me!!1″. Your on a **** iPod touch, how on Earth can you type “im” wihout it auto-correcting to “I’m”, and how can you even get a typo of “!!1″ when the “!” and “1″ are on different ends of the keyboard of iPod Touches??
Some other crap they’ll type is chain letter crap and all the worst crap you’d expect to find I’m chat rooms a few years ago. And let’s not forget the countless icon pictures of shirtless, skinny, Skittles-fed ****. Oh thanks dude, that’s exactly what I wanted to see on my iPhone before dinner, your pasty / ashy chest.
But the worst are the “rate me 1 – 10″ crap. I included screen shots of what I’m talkin’ about. The same ugly *** retards post constently… the last thing yo ugly *** needs are people ratin’ ya. What, you honestly want us to tell you how ugly you are on a scale from 1 to 10? And the saddest thing? No one rates them, haha… but do they take a hint and stop? No…
But get this, my stupid *** actually kinda’ expected all of Twitter was like this. Boy was I wrong once I got Tweetie. I was like “Where are all the stupid idiots at?”. There weren’t any to be found. I realized, “Twinkle ain’t Twitter… Twinkle… ain’t… Twitter…”
I saw reviews calling Twinkle stupid and all the real Twitted apps out there, but I thought Twinkle was unique because it could upload and store photos in tweets and that it had location finding services. Well that was wrong.
Well I’m pleased to say after this post, I’m uninstalling Twinkle and I’m embrasing the real Twitter community via Tweetie (“Tweetie”? I know, gay *** name, but it’s a great program).
So to the Twinkle community, go ‘freak yourselfs… I’m out.
Peace, J


